Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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