I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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