check it out our google latitudes are spooning
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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