I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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