I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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