So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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