I want to walk on stilts...naked
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
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