Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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