can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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