Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
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