My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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