then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
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