Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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