i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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