I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
your like the ambassador to my penis.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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