I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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