Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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