also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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