so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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