dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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