how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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