READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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