Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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