Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
id be glad to
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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