Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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