Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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