Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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