sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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