I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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