What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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