Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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