Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
smell my finger.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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