But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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