have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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