I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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