I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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