Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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