I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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