He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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