I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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