have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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