all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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