didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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