I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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