Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
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