Do vagina's smell?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
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