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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
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