okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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