He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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