I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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