This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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