About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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