**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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