ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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