I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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