eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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