We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Randomize
